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Sane in Missouri

Yesterday we booked our Mediterranean cruise — the one we had planned for last fall but had to cancel at the last minute due to my surgery. Not wanting to make the same mistake again, this time we’re getting trip cancellation insurance. It’s not often we burst out laughing while reading legal documents, but we couldn’t help it when we got to this part:

Benefits are not payable for sickness, injuries or losses of you or your traveling companion resulting from suicide, attempted suicide, or intentionally self-inflicted injury while sane or insane (in Missouri, sane only).